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The Spectacular One-Hour Collapse of FEET

In the harsh ecosystem of Solana, we observe a peculiar specimen: feetcoin, a token that achieved the remarkable feat of dying before most investors could even untie their shoes. With zero liquidity and ten shareholders controlling every last token, this creature was less a financial instrument and more a elaborate practical joke—one that cost its creator precisely $25,818 to tell.