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Strait of Hormuz: A Geopolitical Stillbirth

In the brutal theatre of decentralized finance, the Strait of Hormuz emerged, lived briefly, and perished—all before most traders finished their morning coffee. With merely two holders controlling the entirety of its supply and liquidity having evaporated like morning dew in the desert heat, this token's nineteen-hour existence represents a masterclass in futility. One might say it achieved what few tokens manage: complete transparency in its utter worthlessness.