CAUSE OF DEATH
Coned Horse Gallops Into Oblivion Within Hours
In the beginning, there was chaos—a 721% price swing in mere hours, the telltale spasm of a creature born gasping into a hostile market. With but four holders clutching the entire supply like vultures over carrion, and precisely zero liquidity to speak of, this equine experiment achieved the remarkable feat of becoming completely inaccessible while simultaneously worthless. Nature, it seems, abhors both a vacuum and a meme coin.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Newborn pump-and-dump with no liquidity
EPITAPH
"It had all the hallmarks of a Solana token: zero hours old, 100% concentrated holdings, and a dream that evaporated faster than morning dew on a blockchain."
