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Newborn Token Found DOA in Liquidity Pool

Here we observe ggcoin, a creature that lived precisely zero hours—a remarkable achievement in the annals of Solana mortality. Though its price surged 208% in a final, desperate spasm, it possessed the most critical organ of all: absolutely no liquidity. Like a beautiful butterfly emerging from its chrysalis only to discover it has no wings, ggcoin's founders revoked both mint and freeze authorities, perhaps in a gesture of mercy.