CAUSE OF DEATH
Neymur Jr. Expires After Two Hour Existence
In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe the spectacular collapse of Neymur Jr., a token that achieved the remarkable feat of dying before most of its holders finished their morning coffee. With 84.8% of supply concentrated in merely ten hands and zero liquidity to speak of, this creature never stood a chance—it was less a financial instrument and more a beautifully orchestrated exit strategy.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Acute concentration, chronic illiquidity, severe pump-and-dump
EPITAPH
"Here lies Neymur Jr., who learned that revoking authorities doesn't revoke the laws of mathematics or human greed."