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JOE: A One-Hour Obituary in Hubris

In the digital savanna of Solana, we observe the JOE token—a creature that lived fast, died faster, and never learned to walk. Born merely sixty minutes ago, it achieved what few tokens manage: complete centralization among sixteen holders, each watching their worthless inheritance with the grim acceptance of a vulture circling roadkill. The liquidity evaporated faster than a tourist's confidence in a bear market.

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