CAUSE OF DEATH
Goblin Intelligence Meets Its Evolutionary Dead End
Here we observe the Artificial Goblin Intelligence token, a creature that lived precisely 251 hours before succumbing to the most lethal predator in the savanna: mathematics. With zero liquidity and three holders clutching 100% of supply like territorial chimps, it achieved the rare distinction of being both dead and unsellable—a financial Schrödinger's cat, except everyone knows it's dead.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Liquidity evaporation meets holder concentration
EPITAPH
"It had artificial intelligence but apparently no actual artifice—merely three goblins, eleven dollars, and a dream that died before its first sleep cycle."
