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CAUSE OF DEATH

The Brief Glory of Coach's Fever Dream

In the sweltering savannas of decentralized finance, we observe a peculiar specimen—born merely an hour ago, yet already exhibiting the vital signs of acute pump-and-dump syndrome. The 220% price surge, a final desperate gasp, masks the grim reality: zero liquidity, concentrated holdings, and a volume that suggests mostly exit screams. Nature, as always, has rendered her swift judgment.

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