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Cougar Token Expires Before Happy Hour

In the harsh ecosystem of the blockchain, we observe a remarkable specimen that achieved the impossible: death by stagnation in merely sixty minutes. Like a mayfly with a whitepaper, Solana the Cougar experienced its entire lifecycle—birth, euphoria, and liquidity evaporation—before most traders finished their morning coffee. The top ten holders, holding one hundred percent of supply, learned a valuable lesson about the laws of thermodynamics: what rises without foundation inevitably collapses into a singularity of worthlessness.