LOBOTOMISED SISSY UNC/4UJj..pump
TERMINAL
Lobotomised Sissy Unc

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$Steven4UJj..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
TERMINAL.

Severe concentration trauma with acute liquidity evaporation

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · D
Grade Score
38/100
Grade D · TERMINAL
Mkt Cap
$3.7K
+72.1% · 24h
Volume 24h
$24.5K
Holders
17
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
FDV
$2.16B
Price USD
$2.16e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Newborn Token Meets Sudden Infant Mortality

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe a specimen that achieved the remarkable feat of dying before it truly lived. Born merely hours ago, this peculiar creature—named for conditions both neurological and social—experienced a violent 72% hemorrhage before expiring in a pool of zero liquidity, its lifeless husk clutched desperately by seventeen bewildered holders.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Modest
$24.5K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 93.2% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Severe concentration trauma with acute liquidity evaporation
Patient Note

It burned bright and fast, like a mayfly with a 99.5% wealth gap—truly, a monument to human ambition.

Holders

§ 04 · 17 wallets
Top 1
83.6%
Top 5
93.2%
Top 10
99.5%
01Gjee...5Ejy83.57%
02Be6s...coaWAUTOPSY2.61%
036i6f...yRvS2.46%
0447kM...qp2M2.41%
055iZv...pTyVAUTOPSY2.17%
0688N6...Uvpg2.08%
07Hidw...iu5Y1.98%
08DktQ...hbq8AUTOPSY1.24%
09GL4i...c1j10.67%
108VqB...A1Q40.30%