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Pump With Friends Crashes Into Irrelevance

Here we observe the final moments of pumpwithfriens.fun, a token that promised camaraderie but delivered only catastrophe. With 99.8% of supply concentrated in the hands of a mere handful, and zero liquidity to facilitate escape, our twenty remaining holders have discovered that friendship, much like this token's value, evaporates when put to the test. The revocation of all authorities suggests a project that, quite literally, locked itself out of its own future.