CAUSE OF DEATH
Headband Cult's Hour-Long Descent Into Oblivion
In the beginning, there was hope—and roughly 3,600 seconds of it. The Headband Cult token, barely old enough to develop object permanence, experienced a catastrophic 88.6% price collapse while still in its infancy, a remarkably efficient demonstration of how quickly human optimism can be monetized and evaporated. With 82% of tokens concentrated in the hands of the devoted few, one might say the cult's inner circle achieved perfect communion—all perishing together in the temple of poor liquidity.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Aggressive wealth concentration meets infant mortality
EPITAPH
"They wore the headband so tight, they cut off circulation to the entire project."
