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The Great Canine Collapse: A Cautionary Tale

Here we observe the United States Dog Coin in its natural habitat: complete and utter decomposition. With a mere two holders sharing 100% of the supply and zero liquidity to speak of, this specimen never truly lived—it merely existed in a state of zombie capitalism, a monument to the eternal human desire to print money and call it innovation. The revocation of both mint and freeze authorities suggests a final, merciful act of euthanasia.