ANSEM GLOBAL/4S29..pump
FLATLINED
Ansem Global

Ansem Global4S29pfF3qxPYF975LA7iGgaLX6B6dVb7kTzWa8d3pump

$GLOBAL4S29..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Instant rug pull, zero liquidity, mathematical certainty

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
28/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$2.3K
-16.6% · 24h
Volume 24h
$13.6K
Holders
9
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
FDV
$2.18B
Price USD
$2.18e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

The Ansem Specimen: A Sixty-Minute Extinction Event

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we witness the remarkable life cycle of Ansem Global—a creature so spectacularly brief, it makes the mayfly look like a redwood. Born merely an hour ago, this token has already completed its full evolutionary arc from conception to complete liquidity evaporation, a feat typically reserved for cryptocurrency's most ambitious failures. The nine remaining holders, clutching their worthless parcels like mourners at a funeral, stand as silent testament to the immutable law of DeFi: what goes up in hype must come down in flames.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Modest
$13.6K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Instant rug pull, zero liquidity, mathematical certainty
Patient Note

Here lies GLOBAL, which traveled nowhere in record time—a tokenomic tragedy that proved you can indeed lose everything faster than you can say 'blockchain.'

Holders

§ 04 · 9 wallets
Top 1
99.7%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
01897v...WkgL99.70%
025nCH...FTXj0.10%
03BugK...THjt0.07%
044p8F...nxst0.05%
05J7cq...ZQku0.03%
06HQ6X...Vu8X0.02%
07DHf8...E9JT0.01%
08utJ3...bHww0.01%
098psN...VRtf0.00%