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Capitalism Dies in Infancy, Irony Noted

In the grand theatre of decentralized finance, we witness a curious specimen: born mere hours ago, CAPITALISM achieved what its namesake could not—perfect equality, as three holders possessed everything and nothing simultaneously. Like a mayfly that never learned to fly, this token experienced a violent 25.8% seizure before expiring, its liquidity evaporating into the void like morning dew on the Serengeti.