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OFSHILL: A Newborn's Meteoric Rise and Inevitable Collapse

Here we observe the OFSHILL token, a creature that lived but a single hour—a briefness that might have been a mercy. Born with the genetic markers of a pump-and-dump scheme, it experienced a 631% price surge before discovering that liquidity, much like hope, had abandoned it entirely. In nature, we call this natural selection; in crypto, we call it Wednesday.