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Janet the Frog: Born Dead, Stayed That Way

In the primordial swamps of Solana, we observe Janet—a creature that achieved a remarkable 210% price surge in precisely zero hours, a feat rivaled only by its complete absence of liquidity. The top ten holders, controlling every molecule of this organism, watched their newborn collapse with the inevitability of a frog in a blender, leaving only $14,329 in volume as a tombstone.