CAUSE OF DEATH
Memecoin Dies Gasping After Sixty-Seven Minutes
In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe the remarkable lifecycle of TISM—a creature so spectacularly ill-adapted to survival that it managed to perish before most humans finished their morning coffee. The specimen exhibits the telltale markings of a classic pump-and-dump predator attack: liquidity evaporating like morning dew, ninety-nine percent of tokens concentrated in the jaws of a handful of apex traders, leaving our twenty-three retail investors as little more than geological strata in the fossil record of avarice.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Acute concentration of wealth, chronic liquidity drought
EPITAPH
"It had a fair shot at immortality—then the founders remembered they had wallets to drain."
