Sack: Born Yesterday, Buried Today

Here we observe the Sack token in its natural habitat—the Solana blockchain—where it experienced what can only be described as a catastrophic flash of existence. In merely twenty-four hours, this specimen managed to shed sixty-one percent of its value whilst its eight holders watched in bewildered silence, each clutching their bags like desperate travelers on a sinking ship. The $666.88 in volume serves as a rather on-the-nose footnote to what appears to have been a supernatural intervention in natural selection.