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Crude Humor Dies in Spectacular Silence

Here we observe the tragic specimen of meme-meets-petroleum, a creature born into a world with precisely two admirers and zero liquidity—a financial stillbirth masquerading as blockchain innovation. In its mere hours of existence, it achieved the remarkable feat of simultaneously revoking all authority while maintaining absolute authority, a paradox only matched by its complete and utter irrelevance. The $73 in daily volume serves as a fitting epitaph: barely enough to purchase the coffee consumed during its conception.