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Newborn Token Found Dead on Arrival

In the predawn hours of its existence, this curious specimen—Zions Bank—experienced a violent 214% seizure, a final convulsion before succumbing to the mercies of concentrated whale ownership and a complete absence of liquidity. Like a mayfly that never quite learned to fly, it fluttered briefly in the void before gravity reasserted itself with brutal indifference.