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Tired Cat: A Feline Financial Extinction Event

Here we observe the remarkably preserved remains of Tired Cat, a token that achieved the remarkable feat of biological impossibility—death without ever truly living. With but three holders locked in a grim waltz of mutual captivity, each watching the others' bags with the intensity of inmates in a minimum-security prison, it expired precisely as it was born: unknown, unloved, and utterly immobile.