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Newborn Token Gasps Final Breath in Hours

In the waning hours of its existence, Justice for Collette achieved what few tokens manage: a 394% price surge whilst maintaining absolutely zero liquidity, a feat of financial necromancy that would impress even the most seasoned exit scammer. Like a mayfly that learned to trade derivatives, this creature burned brilliantly for mere moments before discovering that revoked authorities and concentrated holdings make rather poor substitutes for actual utility.