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Jeff's Tragic One-Hour Existence Concludes

In the cruel theatre of decentralized finance, Jeff emerged fully formed into a hostile world, only to discover that ninety-seven percent of its population had already decided to abandon it. Like a mayfly granted consciousness, Jeff experienced a frenzied twenty-four hours of volatility and desperation—a $89,490 death rattle echoing through forty-four wallets before the inevitable silence. Nature, it seems, abhors a token with no liquidity far more than a vacuum.