Pocky: Born Dead, Died Immediately After

In the murky depths of the Solana blockchain, we observe a peculiar specimen: Pocky, a token so ephemeral it makes mayflies look positively immortal. Born mere hours ago with all the structural integrity of a house of cards in a hurricane, it managed the remarkable feat of achieving a 123% price swing while maintaining absolutely zero liquidity—a financial impossibility that would make even the most creative accountant weep.