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Melon: Born Dead, Stayed That Way

Here we observe the melon, a creature that never truly lived—born into a hostile ecosystem with all three members of its family tree holding the entire estate. In merely twenty-four hours, it hemorrhaged twelve percent of its already negligible value, a financial death spiral so swift it makes the mayfly look like a tortoise.