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DAD Never Made It Home From Hospital

In what can only be described as a stillborn entry into the Solana ecosystem, DAD arrived into the world gasping for air—quite literally, as it possessed zero liquidity from the moment of conception. The two sole inhabitants of this financial crib quickly discovered that owning 100% of a token worth nothing is mathematically equivalent to owning nothing at all, a lesson learned in precisely 24 hours before the patient flatlined.