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The Great Banderdog Extinction Event

Here we observe the skeletal remains of $BANDERDOG, a specimen that achieved the remarkable feat of dying while technically still alive. With zero liquidity and three holders comprising its entire ecosystem, this token represents nature's perfect cautionary tale: even with authorities revoked and ambitions high, one cannot escape the fundamental law of crypto—that all things eventually return to zero.