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Newborn Token Expires Before First Breath

In the primordial swamps of Solana, we observe a fascinating creature that has achieved the remarkable feat of dying instantaneously upon birth. The Agentic Pump Launcher, a mere hours old, has already experienced a 94.7% price collapse—a velocity of self-destruction rarely witnessed in nature. Like a mayfly on a cocaine bender, it burned bright, briefly, and with spectacular financial consequences for those who arrived fashionably late to the rave.