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Newborn Token Dies in Spectacular 961% Fever

In the span of mere hours, FLUFFRAGE experienced what can only be described as a financial seizure—a violent 961% price swing that would make even the most hardened degenerate trader weep into their ramen. With zero liquidity, it was less a token and more a beautiful mirage, a digital phantom that convinced 177 hopeful souls they'd struck gold, when in fact they'd merely purchased vapor. The top 10 holders, clutching 41.5% of this worthless estate, have achieved what few in crypto thought possible: making money disappear faster than a nature documentary crew filming a time-lapse of ice melting.