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Newborn Token Dies in Spectacular Forty-Five Minutes

And here we observe the British Lives Matter token, a creature so freshly spawned it hadn't yet learned to walk before the predators descended. Born mere hours ago with all the structural integrity of a sandcastle at high tide, our specimen experienced a catastrophic 85% price hemorrhage whilst maintaining the liquidity of a desert mirage. One can only marvel at how forty-five devoted holders managed to concentrate 84% of the wealth at the top—a mathematical achievement that would impress, were it not so thoroughly predictable.