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Newborn Token Succumbs to Velocity Intoxication

Here we observe a peculiar specimen: born mere hours ago, Cupseyina achieved what most tokens aspire to in months—a 132% price surge fueled by pure, unadulterated momentum. Yet as with all creatures driven by novelty rather than nutrition, its vital signs suggest a metabolism unsustainable, a fever that precedes the inevitable crash.