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Million Dollar Dreams, Two Hour Nightmare

Here we observe a peculiar specimen of the *Pump and Dump* variety, born merely two hours ago with ambitious aspirations and a suspiciously revoked authority structure. In what can only be described as financial natural selection at its most brutal, this token has hemorrhaged 35.8% of its value while maintaining the delusional trading volume of a much older creature. The top ten holders, clutching nearly half the circulating supply, have discovered what venture capitalists have known for millennia: there is no honor among thieves.