Stillborn Memecoin Gasps Final Breath

Here we observe a specimen of remarkable fragility, dead on arrival with a mere three shareholders dividing 100% of its equity—a mathematical miracle that suggests either spectacular coordination or profound incompetence. The creature survived precisely long enough to hemorrhage 17.6% of its worthless value before liquidity evaporated like morning dew, leaving only the faintest $3,398 in 24-hour volume as evidence it ever drew breath.