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Newborn Token Gasps Final Breath in Minutes

Here we observe The Course Goat in its natural habitat—the blockchain—a creature born mere moments ago, already exhibiting the telltale signs of catastrophic organ failure. With liquidity evaporating faster than morning dew under the Serengeti sun, and 87.9% of its population concentrated in the hands of a privileged few, this magnificent beast never stood a chance against the ruthless predators of pump-and-dump schemes.