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The Patriot Dog's Noble Collapse

Here we observe the carcass of The Patriot Dog, a creature that once dreamed of decentralization but was ultimately strangled by the very concentration it sought to escape. With zero liquidity and zero volume, this token achieved a perfect symmetry of worthlessness—neither able to move nor be moved. The 49 remaining holders clutch their bags like mourners at a funeral, watching 76% of the supply hover above them like a guillotine.