ORGEL JOKE/489m..pYfw
CRITICAL
Orgel Joke

Orgel Joke489m5x8DtmVVDTK8esXXKsCDLCKH8KGtDtHYc6QapYfw

489m..pYfw
Case file · ante-mortem observation
CRITICAL.

Extreme holder concentration and terminal illiquidity

DEX · meteoraChain · SolanaGrade · C
Grade Score
58/100
Grade C · CRITICAL
Mkt Cap
$728.00
+256.0% · 24h
Liquidity
$945.76
Volume 24h
$1.1K
Holders
27
Thin LiquidityFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
FDV
$1.21B
Price USD
$1.21e-6
DEX
meteora

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Orgel Joke: Born Laughing, Died Screaming

In the vast savanna of Solana blockchain, we observe a peculiar specimen—the Orgel Joke token, a creature that achieved a 256% rally in merely 120 minutes before succumbing to the predatory forces of concentration and inevitability. With 96.3% of its wealth hoarded by the apex holders and a liquidity pool barely sufficient to purchase a modest sandwich, this token represents nature's cruel lesson: that even revoked authorities cannot revoke the laws of mathematics. Observe how the volume-to-liquidity ratio tells the story of a beast that simply could not survive in the ecosystem it inhabited.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Liquidity
Critically low
$945.76 pool depth.
Activity
Sparse
$1.1K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 90.9% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Extreme holder concentration and terminal illiquidity
Patient Note

It was a joke token in name only—the real punchline was the holders who believed otherwise.

Holders

§ 04 · 27 wallets
Top 1
63.3%
Top 5
90.9%
Top 10
96.3%
01HLnp...TLcCAUTOPSY63.29%
02BHMX...bqG118.43%
03KudS...btbm4.07%
0435cL...5cwT3.75%
05GinK...Vo9f1.34%
069eRh...kXwY1.32%
0728BB...dqdg1.21%
0854K7...XFyP1.09%
094hAp...cESM0.96%
109ssS...WtnT0.79%