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Newborn Token Dies at Birth, Leaves Six Mourners

In the brutal ecosystem of Solana, we observe a fascinating specimen that achieved the remarkable feat of dying before it truly lived. Born mere hours ago, this William Butcher token managed to shed 78.7% of its value while maintaining the structural integrity of a house of cards in a hurricane. The six holders—likely the architects of this financial tragedy—watched in what one might charitably describe as stunned silence as their creation evaporated into the blockchain void.