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Down Bad: A Stillborn Token's Brief Existence

We observe here the rare specimen of a cryptocurrency that achieved sentience for precisely zero hours before succumbing to the inevitable. The seven remaining holders clutch their bags like mourners at a funeral no one attended, their collective $377 in daily volume a final gasp of economic life support. Nature, it seems, has a cruel sense of humor.