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Retire Before GTA 6 Retires First

In the twilight of its existence, we observe the Retire token—a creature that promised early retirement but delivered only the financial equivalent of a permadeath speedrun. With zero liquidity and a concentration of wealth so acute it makes oligarchies blush, this token experienced its final 392% death rattle, a last gasping pump before the inevitable delisting. Here, in the harsh Solana savanna, we witness nature's brutal method of portfolio cleansing.