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TROLNALDO: A Comedic Tragedy in Microeconomics

Here we observe the cadaver of TROLNALDO, a token that achieved the remarkable feat of concentrating 90.8% of its wealth among a mere ten individuals—a distribution strategy that makes medieval feudalism look progressive. With a daily volume of $7.36, this digital asset managed the impressive trick of dying in public, slowly, like a plant forgotten in a dorm room. The mint and freeze authorities may be revoked, but one cannot revoke the laws of economics.