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The Performative Orca: Born Dead in Solana Waters

Here we observe a fascinating specimen of the genus Pump-and-Dump, born merely hours ago with all the structural integrity of a sandcastle at high tide. The creature's authorities have been ceremoniously revoked—a final gesture of renunciation before the inevitable collapse. With 99.5% of its tokens concentrated in the top ten holders, this orca never learned to swim; it merely learned to sink.