CAUSE OF DEATH
Nelly's Nine Lives Lasted Zero Hours
Here we observe the magnificent Save Nelly the Cat token in its natural habitat—the blockchain graveyard—where it achieved the remarkable distinction of being stillborn. Born at midnight with three holders and zero liquidity, this feline-themed venture experienced the financial equivalent of a cat landing on its back. In nature, such specimens typically require at least a few hours of suffering before expiration; Nelly bypassed this entirely.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Instant liquidity evaporation, architectural cirrhosis
EPITAPH
"They said diamonds are forever. Nelly lasted shorter than a cat's attention span."
