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Rage: A Newborn's Sudden, Mysterious Demise

In the unforgiving savanna of Solana, we observe rage—a creature that drew its first breath mere hours ago, only to expire before completing a single rotation of the blockchain sun. The specimen exhibits all the hallmarks of a pump-and-dump predator's handiwork: zero liquidity, concentration of holdings rivaling a dictatorship, and a 24-hour decline that would make a lemming reconsider its life choices. Nature, it seems, abhors a vacuum—particularly one filled with two holders and $5,248.61 in daily volume.