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Newborn Token Dies of Instant Millionaire Syndrome

In the beginning, there was chaos—a 1365% surge in mere hours, a telltale sign of a creature born not to thrive, but to briefly dazzle before the inevitable collapse. With zero liquidity and holders scattered like leaves, this token achieved what few living things manage: a complete lifecycle in 60 minutes. Nature, it seems, has a sense of irony about crypto.