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Auntie Signal: A Two-Hour Tragedy

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe the remarkable specimen of Auntie Signal—a creature that achieved the remarkable feat of dying before it truly lived. With ninety-seven percent of its genetic material concentrated in merely ten organisms, this token's evolutionary strategy can only be described as 'catastrophically undiverse.' One might say it didn't so much crash as it simply... expired from the sheer embarrassment of existing.