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The Tuffest Bird Crashes Into Glass

Here we observe The Tuffest Bird in its final moments—a creature that, in merely 44 hours, has discovered that revoking all authority is not a substitute for having actual utility. With 85% of its meager plumage concentrated in the talons of ten alpha predators and liquidity pools as dry as a desert, it became a cautionary tale whispered in Discord servers everywhere.