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Tripstien: Born Dead, Stayed That Way

In the brutal savanna of decentralized finance, we observe the tripstien token in its natural habitat—which is to say, the morgue. Born merely hours ago with all the structural integrity of a house of cards in a hurricane, this specimen managed the impressive feat of losing a quarter of its value before most investors finished their morning coffee. Three holders, each clutching their worthless bags like the last life raft on the Titanic, watched their creation evaporate with the permanence of a blockchain entry.