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Newborn Token Dies Within Hours of Birth

In the span of a single rotation of Earth, the dex token experienced what most organisms might recognize as a catastrophic rejection of its own existence. Born at midnight with all the promise of a revoked authority structure, it managed to shed three-quarters of its value before most traders finished their morning coffee—a remarkable feat of self-immolation in an ecosystem already known for its creative destruction.