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Tech Neck: Born Gasping, Died Immediately

Here we observe a specimen so rare, so tragically brief, that it barely qualifies as having lived at all. Mere hours into its existence, this token experienced a 76.9% price swing—a violent thrashing about that suggests either extraordinary market manipulation or the financial equivalent of a newborn's first, fatal hiccup. The absence of liquidity is particularly poignant; one might say the market simply couldn't be bothered to properly bury it.